18 facts about the penis

For all the attention they direct below the belt, most men actually know very little about their penises. Here’s the knowledge you need to keep yours healthy, strong, and ready for action-for life. 1. Every p*nis was a clitoris. Every p*nis in the womb starts as a clitoris before hormones ‘s*x’ the brain of the to-be male. The man-hood retains the mark of its female heritage: its dark underskin and the thin ridge or seam, known as the raphe, which runs from scrotum to anus, are remnants of the fusion of the vaginal lips. 2. Penises used to have spines. Though they were lost before Neanderthals and modern humans diverged. Scientists are still not quite certain of their purpose, but they speculate that it apparently quickened the pace of an erection and is more common in promiscuous species (such as cats). 3. Fetuses can have erections! Male fetuses can have erection during the third trimester, according to ultrasound scans. 4. No brain is necessary for ejaculation: the order to release comes from the spinal cord, not the brain. 5. King of ancient tribes ate p*nises: In ancient tribes, the king would often eat the p*nis of his predecessor to apparently absorb his holy power. This practice was allegedly banned by the ancient Hebrews. 6. Testifying on testicles: In pre-biblical times, men would swear on their own p*nises. The word “testify” is derived from a Roman legal practice of swearing on one’s testicles. The word “man-hood” comes from the Latin word for “tail”. 7. “Shaved” guardians in Muslim empires: In great Muslim empires, there would be a guardian assigned to each harem’s bed. The guardians had to be “shaved,” which meant having his testicles and p*nis removed. 8. King Fatefehi of Tonga: between the years of 1770 and 1784, he apparently deflowered 37,800 women. 9. Diphallus is a rare condition that affects one in 5-6 million males. It’s when a man is born with two p*nises. Unfortunately, it’s rare that both are fully functional, and it often comes in tandem with other deformities that also require surgery. 10. P*nises can actually break: Every year, hundreds of men break their erect p*nis, researchers say. Most do so during “violent intercourse.” But there are also cases where men snap their member – indeed, specialists note that such incidents are accompanied by an audible crack – by falling out of bed with an erection. The cure for a broken man-hood? Six weeks of bed rest with a man-hood splint. 11. Smoking can shorten your man-hood by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. 12. The foreskin has an abundance of Langerhans cells, which are immune cells that are infiltrated by HIV. This may explain why circumcised men in Africa have a 60% lower rate of HIV infection from heterosexual intercourse. 13. A healthy male averages 11 erections per day-nine of them while asleep. After ejaculating, it can take him anywhere from two minutes to two weeks to achieve another erection. 14. From shower to grower: On average, a limp man- hood will increase in volume 300% when it is erect. It will also contain more than eight to ten times its normal amount of blood. 15. Jonah Falcon, a 42-years-old man with a 9-inch man-hood (22.86 cm; 13.5 inches, or over 34 cm when hard). He’s the man with the world’s largest p*nis. 16. Animals with the biggest and smallest p*nises: the Blue Whale is the animal with the biggest recorded p*nis to date, at 8 feet (over 2 m) long. The adult male elephant has the biggest recorded p*nis for land animals, at 6 feet (1.8288 m, and S-shaped when erect). And coming in with the smallest man-hood is the shrew, at .2 inches (0.5 cm). 17. Koro, a culture-specific syndrome, where a man (or a woman) is overcome with a debilitating fear that his p*nis (or her nipples) is shrinking and will eventually disappear. Interestingly, this fear is borne out of no real proof or evidence. It is also known as “man-hood panic” and has been said to provoke mass hysteria. 18. Semen can cure depression: Apparently, semen contains chemicals that elevate mood, increase affection, induce sleep, and contain at least three antidepressants. It also contains cortisol, which is known to increase affection; as well as estrone, which elevates mood; oxytocin, which also elevates mood; thyrotropin-releasing hormone, which is another antidepressant; melatonin, which is a sleep aid; and serotonin, which is a well-known antidepressant neurotransmitter.

FUTO STUDENTS REACTS TO LACK OF POWER IN THE HOSTEL

 FUTO Students In Hostels Suffering FUTO Students In Hostels Suffering From Power Supply.... See Pictures News reaching us from our ears on ground has it that, for the past few days now, even after the 3days excuses from tge PRO .

there has been NO light in the Hostels of the Federal University of Technology Owerri due to the thunder storm that striked few days ago causing damage to the power supply. It's a shocking news that students in hostels now struggles to charge their mobile phones, laptops and rechargeable Lantern where ever they came in little contact with light. Below are the pictures of what is happening in futo hostel, @Marakana

SSTUDENT HACKS AUNTY TO DEATH

According to a story sent to us from Akwa Ibom, a 19 year old boy named Daniel Michael Edet, (pictured right) a student from Idoro in Uyo LGA, killed his aunt, Glory Edet Ebere, 44 (left). The boy used to live with his aunt but one day left her home unceremoniously. For months the aunty didn’t hear from him but on June 11th, he showed up at her house and said he wanted to return home. The woman who lived alone told him he was no more welcomed in her house, that he should go back to wherever he was coming from. Daniel then asked for money to go back and the aunt said she had no money to give him. A quarrel ensued and Daniel attacked his aunt. He stabbed her multiple times, killing her. He then stole her car keys, locked her corpse inside the house and left. Later Daniel returned to the home with his friend, one Ekemini Effiong James (pictured above) and together they dragged the corpse of Glory Ebere into the bedroom. Both of them cooked, ate and passed a night in the same house. Narrating how they were caught, Akwa Ibom Assistant Commissioner of Police, State Criminal Investigation Department, Mike Okoli, said when neighbours noticed the two boys at the house with no sign of the woman for days, they became suspicious. When the two boys tried to get rid of the body, a vigilant neighbour accosted them which led to their arrest. Upon investigation, Daniel admitted to killing his aunt alone. He said – “Ekemini Effiong James did not kill, but was aware since he slept in the same room.”

DIASUM BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION

the birthday birthday uh that hit the heart if FUTO and NEKEDE is no other birthday.  that many. were ask III g if it was a Freshers night or a SUG Mmm night as DIASUM storms the school with. lists of artist and entertainers the party held. on the 23rd III f June at Riverside hotel nekede.  with. a huge turn up.  artist that attended the the ed party were

IT was CRAZy as the jogodo master himself celebrates   Venue: Riverside hotel nekede   Time:  7Pm till Mum calls   Dress code:.dress to kill     DJ KAY Y & DJ KAY Z on the wheels Of steels   Artists:  Hemillion F2 EKLIPSE  CUTE TONY  SMOCKIZZY  VIZZY  EMILEX  WARITUOTUO RAYSPRINCE   JESSYGIBS  JERRY4OXIDE  CRYSTAL  RAPSHEEN  J.CHRIS   STARPRINCE  SPACEWIZZY   MC NUEL  MC LAFING GAS   K'TRILLER DANCE CREW QUINCY  U don't wanna be told.
 the show was tuned up by VIZZY AND CRYSTAL.FOLLOWED BY MAXIMUN AND CAPABLE.
 drinks was a galore affair. a great performance by diasum and crew (MEGASTAR RECORDZ) There was all roun

d performance.

BVN (bank verification number ) this issue is now the topic if the day as everyone is running round the clock to make sure they purchase there's.. these has been install for more than a month. now despite the warnings many Nigerians didn't take it serious untill. recently when it is reaching it close date
.we urge everyone to make sure ru o get just/her bvn..

a customer was seen today in a serious quarrel with banker over BVN

PUBLIC ANOUNCEMENT ON FAKE PUTME

PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT ON FAKE PUTME ADVERTS The attention of FUTO Management has been drawn to fake adverts on purported commencement of sale of application forms for FUTO 2015/2016 PUTME. The Management wishes to use this avenue to distant herself from such adverts. For avoidance of doubts, the Management wishes to state categorically, that the sale of FUTO 2015/2016 post UTME application forms has not yet commenced. We shall duly inform the general public, via our official website www.futo.edu.ng and relevant mass media, the time and details for the commencement of sale of application forms for our 2015/2016 post UTME exercise. The general public is hereby advised to be properly guided. Signed: FUTO ICT, Director

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EXCUSES FROM THE SCHOOL P.R.O FOR THE LACK OF POWER SUPPLY

Yesterday, during the rain storm,a thunder struck the generator house and apparently cause a malfunction in the power dissemination section of our generator. According to the director of welfare, the repairs were not completed today because  of some Circumstances. However,he assures that power will be restored ASAP.(first two days )

we are advised to be present to have our say in the state of the Union, as our voice remains our greatest weapon for rapid development. Time is 3pm,venue SUG Secretariat.

(the third day)
I am sorry to preempt you that the generator repairs could not be completed today owning to the scarcity of the #automaticpowermodule that was destroyed by the thunderstorms that happened two days back. The director of welfare wishes to express his regrets on that. However,we will provide water via the smaller power generators in all our hostels.  Information reaching us says that some unscrupulous elements have been extortion money from intending students aspiring to earn their first degree in FUTO. Please PUTME forms are not on sale for now. Kindly follow us on futonewsonline and or www.futo.edu.ng   Thanks.   Comr Ositadinma Evaristus

D'GOSSIP: HOW LONG ARE WE TO LEAVE IN DARKNESs